Have I got a story for you!  I share this with you just to let you know that you are not alone, and even more so.....you are not as crazy as you think!  My husband, at the time, was quite the fanatic about his wardrobe, and in his frantic search for the "perfect"  short sleeve shirt that he could not find had turned into quite a heated debate.  So.....my solution....(during my very pre-menstual time) was this.  Oh, I found the perfect shirt, however it was a long sleeved shirt, however ...not for long....as I remedied the situation with a sharp pair of scissors.  "Here is your perfect short sleeved shirt"....problem solved!  Then I just relaxed, and had some chocolate....Perfect!